Average Age

Famous quotes containing the words average and/or age:

“Today everything is different. I can’t even get decent food. Right after I got here I ordered some spaghetti with marinara sauce and I got egg noodles and catsup. I’m an average nobody, I get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.”
—Nicholas Pileggi, U.S. screenwriter, and Martin Scorsese. Henry Hill (Ray Liotta)

“When you get to my age life seems little more than one long march to and from the lavatory.”
—John Mortimer (b. 1923)