American Professional Football

Famous quotes containing the words american, professional and/or football:

    “You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren’t dying. They’re merging into big conglomerates.”
    —Erma Bombeck (b. 1927)

    “So-called professional mathematicians have, in their reliance on the relative incapacity of the rest of mankind, acquired for themselves a reputation for profundity very similar to the reputation for sanctity possessed by theologians.”
    —G.C. (Georg Christoph)

    “You can’t be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline—it helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a BEER.”
    —Frank Zappa (1940–1993)