Alcohol Funny Car

Famous quotes containing the words alcohol, funny and/or car:

“Some parents feel that if they introduce their children to alcohol gradually in the home environment, the children will learn to use alcohol in moderation. I’m not sure that’s such a good idea. First of all, alcohol is not healthy for the growing child. Second, introducing alcohol to a child suggests that you condone drinking—even to the point where you want to teach your child how to drink.”
—Lawrence Balter (20th century)

“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
—George Bernard Shaw (1856–1950)

“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
—Prince Philip (b. 1921)