Alcohol Funny Car

Famous quotes containing the words alcohol, funny and/or car:

“Men can intoxicate themselves with ideas as effectually as with alcohol or with bang and produce, be dint of serious thinking, mental conditions hardly distinguishable from monomania.”
—Thomas Henry Huxley (1825–95)

“It is not funny that anything else should fall down; only that a man should fall down.... Why do we laugh? Because it is a gravely religious matter: it is the Fall of Man. Only man can be absurd: for only man can be dignified.”
—Gilbert Keith Chesterton (1874–1936)

“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
—Prince Philip (b. 1921)