Alcohol Funny Car

Famous quotes containing the words alcohol, funny and/or car:

    No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king!
    Eliza “Mother” Stewart (1816–c. 1908)

    A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.
    Adlai Stevenson (1900–1965)

    I started out by believing God for a newer car than the one I was driving. I started out believing God for a nicer apartment than I had. Then I moved up.
    Jim Bakker (b. 1940)