Alcohol Funny Car

Famous quotes containing the words alcohol, funny and/or car:

“Two great European narcotics, alcohol and Christianity.”
—Friedrich Nietzsche (1844–1900)

“So you finally got wise to yourself, did you? Funny thing about you women. Most of you don’t get wise soon enough. You wait until you’re so old nobody want you.... You’re not so hard to look at. Give yourself a tumble, you’ll make the grade.”
—Willis Goldbeck (1900–1979)

“When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.”
—Prince Philip (b. 1921)