Famous quotes containing the words alcohol, funny and/or car:
“No power on earth or above the bottomless pit has such influence to terrorize and make cowards of men as the liquor power. Satan could not have fallen on a more potent instrument with which to thrall the world. Alcohol is king!”
—Eliza Mother Stewart (1816c. 1908)
“A funny business, a womans career. The things you drop on your way up the ladder so you can move faster. You forget youll need them again when you get back to being a woman.”
—Joseph L. Mankiewicz (19091993)
“The reason American cars dont sell anymore is that they have forgotten how to design the American Dream. What does it matter if you buy a car today or six months from now, because cars are not beautiful. Thats why the American auto industry is in trouble: no design, no desire.”
—Karl Lagerfeld (b. 1938)