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Tako The Octopus

Tako is a talking octopus that hosts a cooking show presented on the website. He is always subject to some form of torture, be it from falling cows to dead women talking from beyond the grave. His mother is divorced from his father, although she insists his father died. His catchphrase is "Hello. I'm Tako The Octopus and tonight I'll be cooking your dinner." He has a phobia of electric mixers due to a mishap as a child.

Tako has had many mishaps during his cooking shows, Tako has been temporarily eaten by a hungry mutated shrimp, been sent to a hospital because of his mixer phobia, abducted by aliens that nearly ate him, been burned with a red hot beer can, and attacked by an army of angry crabs among other things.