3 South - Episodes

Episodes

• College Material (original air date: November 7, 2002) - Idiotic friends Sanford Riley and Del Swanson move into their new dorm at the low-rent and anti-intellectual Barder College, where they must contend with their new, brainiac roommate, Joe (who is forced to enroll there after Harvard filled their quota of white male students) and try to pass their first semester after missing out on all of their classes.
• Stomach Pump 2000 (original air date: November 14, 2002) - Sanford becomes the "bitch" to a female bully after stealing her personalized T-shirt. Meanwhile, Dean Earhart must boost interest in Barder College...and gets his wish when Joe volunteers to create a fully functional stomach pump for students suffering from alcohol poisoning.
• New Friends (original air date: November 21, 2002) - Sanford fears that Del will become Mr. Popular after Del makes friends with the newspaper club.
• My Name is Todd W. (original air date: November 28, 2002) - Todd throws a party in an attempt at being cool, but after he spills beer on himself and falls out of a window (and onto Dean Earhart), Todd gets stripped of his R.A. duties and ends up in Alcoholics Anonymous, where he falls for Sanford's sister Cindy.
• Del Gets Sick (original air date: December 5, 2002) - Del forgets his coat on his way to a campus football game and ends up with a nasty cold, which is worsened when Sanford takes his sick friend ice-fishing and throws a cigar-smoking party in Del's honor.
• Fraternity (original air date: December 12, 2002) - Sanford and Del get tricked by a group of slackers living off-campus into being pledges for a fictitious fraternity, but when the slackers choose Del over Sanford, Sanford decides to join the Sigma Phi house—home to a psychotic frat brother named Shaner.
• Coke Addicts (original air date: December 19, 2002) - Sanford and Del desperately try to get Coca Cola from a soda machine and resort to stealing from Joe's change jar. Meanwhile, Joe finds out from the university doctor that no one worthwhile has ever graduated from Barder College, and decides to take out his revenge on the school.
• Midnight Del (original air date: January 2, 2003) - Barder College celebrates "The Midnight Yell" (a college tradition where students scream out their dorm windows to relieve stress from midterms), but Del ends up in trouble when he participates.
• Joe Gets Expelled (original air date: January 9, 2003)- Joe sets up an interview to get transferred to another college, but blows it when he comes in high after eating Del and Sanford's slice of pizzas with marijuana leaves on them and ends up expelled from Barder after Dean Earhart catches Joe passed out on top of the polar bear on the Dean's diorama. Meanwhile, Sanford and Del are called upon by a stoner student named Berger to look after his marijuana plant (which he refers to as an oregano plant).
• 100 Yr. Old Man (original air date: January 16, 2003) - Dean Earhart attempts to bilk money out of a Barder College alumnus who won the lottery. Meanwhile, Sanford and Del steal Barder College's mascot: the 100-year-old "strapping young man", whose presence ensures Barder will beat the point-spread at football games.
• Top Dogs (original air date: June 9, 2006 on MTV2) - Joe gets invited to a sorority party that ends up being a stunt called a "dog show" where sorority sisters bring in ugly men as their dates.
• Cock Tale (unaired) - Sanford and Del lose all their money in a poker game to their janitor Moe, and hold cockfights to make up the difference. Meanwhile, Joe finds a secluded study place and meets a college student who, like Joe, is the only smart student in a university of idiots.
• Fake I.D. (unaired) - A Nobel prize winner comes to Barder to give a speech but loses his wallet—which ends up in Sanford's possession, which he uses to score beer at a local bar.